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This is nothing Mark Grand ever dreamed of, nothing Stelting and Massen will say anything about, and nothing Mssrs. Crupi, Alur, and Malks will admit they've heard of. Floyd Marinescu is definitely keeping his mouth shut.

It's the biggest conspiracy since JFK, beef tallow, and the introduction of the short-sleeved dress shirt

• Half Bad Boy Plus Protocol: Be an appealing bad boy without being an asshole.
• Jini Singles Bar: You can't always get who you want, but you can get what you need.
• Cary Grant Helper: The classic romantic stuff really works. 
• Pandimensional Renaissance Differentiator (aka Good Geek/Bad Geek): Expose yourself as a differentiated, desirable set of resources.
• Bridge Interpreter: Create powerful partnerships with native FEMALE developers to build connections to desirable resources.

• Mediator: Create allies who provide presumed neutral positive information about you to target females.
• Decorator for Visitor: A classic variation on making Mohammed come to the mountain. If you have interesting stuff in your cube, they will come. And they will initiate conversational state without with no effort on your part. 
• Encapsulated Big Fat Opening: The request/response date initiation process is risky and exausts system resources, so participate in a seemingly nondate activity with the target female. Sometimes she will even do the asking.
• Exposed Collector: There aren't any women in the computer lab, but there are in the creative writing class at the community college.
  

• The Interested Listener: Conserve system resources while achieving conversational state.

• Preemptive ContraDog: Stay out of the dog house.